Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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