i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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