I cockslap morals
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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