We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
please come you make the beer taste better
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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