My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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