it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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