Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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