He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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