I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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