yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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