I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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