it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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