Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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