id be glad to
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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