so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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