yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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