If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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