plz talk dirty to me
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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