It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Randomize
