Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
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