She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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