Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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