This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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