K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Randomize
