he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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