nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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