i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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