Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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