The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
My ass is underappreciated
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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