just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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