hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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