Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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