i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
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