Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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