i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
porn star boner night. come get it.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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