im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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