If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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