Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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