I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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