This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
no. you can't hotbox the world.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
don't judge my taste in strippers
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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