is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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