why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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