I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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