theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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