Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
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