My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
