it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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