doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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