Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Randomize
