Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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