I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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